I swear to CHRIST you better look at that camera and smile or I will squeeze the very life from you!
Hmmmmmm...I finally have some hair and they insist in sticking this totally stupid-looking bow thing on my head. What trouble can I get into to punish them?
If I close my eyes and wish hard enough I will devise the perfect plan to aggravate and terrify my Mommy while also inflicting some kind of pain on my brother. Mwah hah hah....
No photos please, I refuse to sign a release...give me that camera you damn paparazzo!
I could eat fresh strawberries and bask in the sunlight streaming in through the window all day long, until, that is, my sister sneaks up behind me and bashes me in the head with some heavy object, scratches me with her freakishly long nails, runs over my feet with her push cart or ALL of the above!
(All Mommas out there, HOLLAH. Have you, like, been here a million times or what??)
OHJESUSCHRIST just forget the goddamn photo and get me a glass of Sangria already!
Ha. The pictures are cracking me up. Loves it.
Posted by: Aunt Becky | July 16, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Hahaha. I. Have. So. Been. There.
Repeatedly.
And the sister bashing the brother on the head with something (anything will do!) is our life. It's! Our! Life!
I'm so glad you're back. Your kids are adorable!
Posted by: JessPond | July 16, 2009 at 01:33 PM
you're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so excited!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: screamish | July 17, 2009 at 01:56 AM
The kids are adorable, of course, but YOU look FABULOUS! So glad to have you back.
Posted by: carrie | July 17, 2009 at 06:57 AM
you look great. and of course the kiddos are cute too!
GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK!!!!!!!
xx
Posted by: serenity | July 17, 2009 at 07:45 AM
I'm glad you're back. Not to be a bitch, but if you're going to be here, you might as well be a better twitterer too. I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: MsPrufrock | July 17, 2009 at 09:15 PM
Oh those are great. So, she takes after you? : )
xoxo
Posted by: christina(apronstrings) | July 20, 2009 at 05:55 AM
OMG, OMG!!!! these are PRICELESS...and so true, I can never get EITHER of them to sit together and then with me. I swear they look and act like only children. HA.
BTW, you look FRIGGIN AMAZING, it's not fair I tell you.
Hugs, <3
Kir
Posted by: Kir | July 20, 2009 at 06:00 AM
Oh My Dear Watson! I'm so glad to see you're back on. I so missed your hilarious posts.
Hair looks great!
Kids are TOO cute!
Marshall and Roslind are 18 MONTHS!!!!! Where in the heck did the time go?!?!?!?
Posted by: April | July 21, 2009 at 09:56 PM
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! you're back!!!
so fun to see the kiddies after ALL this time, i always thought parker looked so much like piper in babyhood...but not any more! piper would be jealous of the fancy hair accessories actually, she's still working on growing a few hairs.
give us all your au pair wisdom, i'm on the prowl for a nanny to start when #2 arrives this fall.
Posted by: sarah | July 23, 2009 at 09:53 AM
They are just fantastic!
But, you already knew that, I am sure.
Posted by: docgrumbles | July 25, 2009 at 07:47 PM
(forgot to say: what the heck, TWO au pairs? One for each kid? Wow.)
Anyway, that Parker is adorable - and I'm so impressed that you can read her mind! And Mr. Brother - laid back, like my boy twin. Mine are 8 now, and all of the little personality tendencies continue except they're associated with larger people! How are you doing? It's obvious you're still having a lot of fun with this. Great to have you back!
Posted by: Aina | July 25, 2009 at 08:12 PM
Love the pics, your little ones have gotten soooo big!!
Can we have some words now??
Posted by: Tam | August 06, 2009 at 06:04 AM
All I can think of to write is, "Loving youuuuu is easy 'cus you're beautiful . . . doo doo doo, dooo." So nice to see you back!
Posted by: ali | August 29, 2009 at 11:17 PM
Blogging since July and then buggering off after FANTASTIC photos and sweet Jesus you're back doesn't count, my love.
Come back. Pronto. We need more people to make fun of things like "baby dust" around here.
Posted by: Helen | September 08, 2009 at 12:40 PM
Hello? Almost 3 months since your last post! I thought you were back? At least put up some pictures so we know you are all still thriving. Don't make me head west, young lady. ;)
Posted by: Shanna | September 16, 2009 at 09:11 AM
I had almost given up...and voila! You're back...hallelujah and pass the margaritas!
Damn, those kids are CUTE!
Posted by: Mel | October 03, 2009 at 12:22 PM