JESUS CHRIST I've missed you people!
I have to be honest, I never intended that suck-ass excuse for a post I wrote in February to be my last.
I swear!
I was going to be all, oh waaaa, I can't be a Mommy blogger, no time, blah blah blah (which I did) and then you would be all, No! We can tolerate your crazy stories and often eye-searingly poor grammar (which you did) and I'd be all, OH SHUCKS, okay. I'll keep writing! (Which I did not.)
Holy fuck where does the time go?
Who's out there? Has everyone deserted me to log on to Twitter and Facebook all day?
Don't you want to hear how I cut my hair off? (Not, like, ALL of it. I just decided to opt for the Mom Bob.)
What about the fact that BeBop STILL hasn't found a job? And now I have to distinguish him (the au pair I'm married to) from the au pair we hired to move in with us and watch the twins? OH! I now have an au pair!
How about updates from the Wild and Crazy World of Jackson and Parker? Huh?
WHAT ABOUT THE BABIES? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PEOPLE. Don't you care ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!?
Hello? Is this thing on?
Watson!!!!
I want to hear it all. Get writing. . .
Posted by: My Reality | July 15, 2009 at 04:55 PM
Glad you're back!
Posted by: Melissa | July 15, 2009 at 05:19 PM
Yay! I knew I kept checking back for a reason! :-) Pictures? Pretty please?
Posted by: Elizabeth | July 15, 2009 at 07:04 PM
so glad I kept you in my Google reader! YEA!
This thing is ON!
Posted by: CAB | July 15, 2009 at 08:03 PM
We're here, get writing damn-it!!! We wanna know EVERYTHING!!
Posted by: Tam | July 16, 2009 at 04:07 AM
I'm still here! Baby and all! Glad to see you are back!!!
Posted by: Lindsay | July 16, 2009 at 04:22 AM
Hooray! So glad to see you.
Posted by: Sara | July 16, 2009 at 06:21 AM
Yes please! All of it!
Posted by: electriclady | July 16, 2009 at 06:35 AM
omg! i am so happy to hear from you. i got all my hair cut off too. i look like mary lou retton in the eighties and is not pretty.
please post an update, BI-YATCH
Posted by: christina(apronstrings) | July 16, 2009 at 08:43 AM
Welcome back, Girlie. G'head and spill.
Posted by: Lyrehca | July 16, 2009 at 09:12 AM
It's on! It's on!!!!
I want to hear it all! WITH PICTURES. DUH!
Welcome back.
(I said welcome back, now stay back!)
Posted by: JessPond | July 16, 2009 at 09:18 AM
Holy crap...you are alive..and two posts in 2 days? That's some crazy productivity! Au pair...fancy.
Posted by: Peeveme | July 16, 2009 at 12:59 PM
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
Posted by: Kir | July 20, 2009 at 06:01 AM
Don't just tease us! Tell me more!!!!
Posted by: Shelly | July 20, 2009 at 01:49 PM
Yay! and great pics.
Posted by: Caro | July 22, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Welcome back!!!! I'm so glad you've returned, funny as ever!!
Posted by: Aina | July 25, 2009 at 08:06 PM
So happy you are back!
Posted by: Carlasue | August 06, 2009 at 10:42 PM
Back to IVF and back to your blog. Funny as always....try to grace us more often with Words from Watson. The Kidlets are gorgeous.
Posted by: AshPash | August 11, 2009 at 09:39 AM