Wow, if you all had ANY doubt that I am a complete and total moron I will now disabuse you of that notion by telling you THIS:
I wrote my Twitter name (I simply will NOT say 'handle,' too CB Radio 1970s for me) WRONG.
Really Watson? Yes, really.
I blame it on the twins who are draining the very life from me, one tantrum, one sleepless night, one refusing-to-potty-train day at a time. I mean, don't get me wrong. I love the CRAP out of them.
Just this morning, for example, Jax climbed into bed with me while Parker slept in their room and announced, "I'm here for snuggle time, Mommy!"
Moments like that erase the years of infertility hell. The doctors' appointments, the bad news. The tests. The gallons of blood they took. The shots. Everything.
In one magical moment of snuggling with my warm, sweet little three-and-a-half year old.
Wow, when did I get so mushy?
I digress...I meant to stop by here and the pay the light bill (literally, Typepad was about to deactivate my account due to my credit card expiring!) and I noticed your nice comments informing me I was an idiot.
But of course we all knew that.
Anyhoo, for reals this time. Come see me over here: